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PostSubject: The best of wicewi   Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:26 am

Pishite owde najbolje wicewe koje ste ikad prochitali i chuli :)

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PostSubject: Re: The best of wicewi   Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:43 am

Shta je to malo, zhuto, wiche: Ju-pi, ju-pi, ju-pi, ju-pi?
Pile pijuche na shatrowachkom

Doshla chasna sestra kod ginekologa na redowan pregled. Nakon kratkog pregleda doktor oj reche:
-Sestro pa wi ste trudni!
-To je nemoguce! Jeste li sigurni u washu dijagnozu?
-Da sestro, wi ste u chetwrtom mesecu trudnoce!
Rasrdjena chasna sestra se brzhe-bolje wrati u samostan, uleti u menzu gde obeduju monasi i ljutito se prodere:
-Ko je drkao po swecama?

Mladic i dewojka odluchili da wode ljubaw prwi put. Legnu oni u krewet i pochnu da se maze. Tada mladic reche:
-Ohhhh, draga... Mogu li ja tebe zwati Ewa?
-Zashto Ewa?
-Zato shto si mi prwa! -kazhe on
-A mogu li ja tebe zwati Pezho? -upita ona njega
-A zashto bash pezho?
-Jer si mi 406ti

Takmichili se Crnogorci i Bosanci ko ce da naprawi wecu glupost. Crnogorci sagrade most nasred liwade. A onda dodju Bosanci i pochnu da pecaju.

Udje zhena u autobus, izwadi cigaru i pita wozacha:
-Majstore, mozhe li owde da se pushi?
A wozach ce:
-Pa, mozhe ako ti ne smeta wolan

Zashto swaki lowachki pas ima spushtene ushi?
Zato shto su mu dosadile lowachke priche

Doshao Haso pijan u jawnu kucu u Parizu, stawi pred madam 2000 ewra i kazhe:
-Dajte mi tanjir ladnog pasulja, i najruzhniju i najdeblju kurwu koju imate
-Ali gospodine, za taj nowac mozhete dobiti najlepshu zhenu u Parizu i pojesti i popiti shta god pozhelite!
-Ma nisam se ja zazheleo sexa, ja sam se zazheleo kuce!

Mujo imao pitbula, a Haso wuchjaka. Potuku se dwa psa i pit-bul rastrgne wuchjaka. Haso ode i kupi drugog psa. Owaj put-dogu. Potuku se ponowo psi i ponowo pit-bul pobedi. Haso se stwarno naljuti i ode da kupi nowog psa. Wraca se kuci posle dwa dana i dowodi jazawichara. Mujo prasne u smeh, a dwa psa odu iza nekog grma i tu pochne borba. Nakon nekoliko minuta wraca se jazawichar sa pitbulowom glawom u ustima. Mujo udari u plach:
-Znash li ti, Haso, koliko sam ja platio tog pitbula?!
-A zash li ti Mujo koliko sam ja platio plastichnu operaciju owog krokodila?!

Wozio se Crnogorac u beogradskom gradskom prewozu i na jednoj stanici udje beogradska dama. Autobus prepun i upita ona Crnogorca koji sedi:
-Je li bre, je l' ima owde dzentlmena?
Na to ce Crnogorac:
-Ima gospodjo dzentlmena, al nema mjesta!

U chekaonici kod psihijatra razgowaraju tri ludaka.
Prwi:
-Ja sam Isus Hrist i mene je poslao Bog da spasem swet.
Drugi
-Nije istina! Isus Hrist sam ja i mene je Bog za to poslao!
Treci:
-Nemojte da lazhete, ja znam dobro koga sam poslao! Was nisam!

Kako se u Skupshtini igraju zhmurke?
2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, ko se nije obogatio, magarac bio!

Kako se krste programeri?
U ime oca, i sina, i swetoga duha, ENTER!

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PostSubject: Re: The best of wicewi   Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:53 pm

axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa ewo par mojih:

Prolazi hitler pored holokausta i pada mu prashina na jaknu na rame. Christi se Hitler i kazhe: Mani me se bre, chowjeche!

Shta mali Jewrej radi na krowu?
Grli dimnjak.
A zashto?
Da osjeti majchinu ljubaw.

Ubija Hitler swe Jewreje redom i dolazi do male djewojchice. Kazhe mu djewojchica: Chika Hitlere, ja bih duzhe da zhiwim.
Sazhali se Hitler pa joj kazhe: Dobro, stani na kraj kolone.

Dodje Hitler u Holokaust i pita jednog dechka: A koliko ti imash godina?
Dechko odgowara: Sjutra cu napuniti 4.
A odgowara Hitler: E, necesh, necesh.

Ispituje Hitler starce i pita 1: Koliko imash kila?
-20.
-Pita isto drugog, owaj odgowara da ima 25.
-Pita treceg, treci kazhe: 30.
-a kazhe Hitler: A bucko, bucko. lengua

Pozwao Hitler brata i sestru Jewreje na wecheru. Posluzhio pechenje. Pa ih pita: Djeco, wolite li wi pechenje?
-Volimo, chika Hitlere.
-Pa pita: a wolite li mamu i tatu?
-Volimo, chika Hitlere.
Ustane se Hitler, rashgiri ruke ka stolu i pechenju, pa kazhe: Pa, onda, prijatno risa

Dolazi mali Jewrej kod hitlera i pita: Chika Hitlere, a gdje su mi mama i tata?
Gleda hitler i odgowara: 3 pepeljara lijewo.

i takoooooooooooo ako se sjetim josh kojeg napisacu risa

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PostSubject: Re: The best of wicewi   Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:12 pm

Ewo ga josh jedan sa Hitlerom po meni zakon :D

Ishao chowek kod wrachare i ona mu predwide da ce swet propasti samo zbog njega, da ce pola naroda izginuti i da ce se pola toga srushiti samo zbog tog choweka. Chowek se uplashi i uplasheno sheta pored reke kada widi dete koje se dawi u reci. Chowek malo razmisli o tome shto mu je wrachara predwidela i uskochi u reku da spase klinca. I narawno i jeste, kada dolazi njegowa majka:
-Gospodine do neba sam wam zahwalna shto ste mi spasli dete! Adolfe, reci chiki hwala!

:lol:

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PostSubject: Re: The best of wicewi   Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:21 pm

risa jaooo chula sam i taj nego nisam se sjetila xaxaxaxa zakon je wic majke miii risa meni je hitler idol risa pupupu daleko bilo... :P

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PostSubject: Re: The best of wicewi   Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:26 pm

Hitler organizowao maraton sa swojim zarobljenicima. I kazhe:
-Prwi i poslednji ce biti automatski ubijeni!
Ono swi srecni, swi ce sada da idu shto brzhe-sporije da nebi bili niti prwi niti zadnji, a Hitler kazhe:
-Dobro! Prwo dwoje, krenite!

Hitler swoje zarobljenike postawio na postroj i jedan kine. Pita on:
-Ko je kinuo?
Niko se ne odaziwa, i Hitler poubija ceo prwi red. Opet neko kine, a Hitler ce:
-Ko je kinuo?
Niko se ne odaziwa, Hitler poubija ceo drugi red. Opet neko kine, a Hitler ce:
-Ko je kinuo?
Opet se niko ne odazowe i Hitler poubija ceo treci red. Opet neko kine i Hitler ce opet:
-Ko je bre kinuo?
A jedan ce:
-Ja sam!
Hitler:
-Nazdrawlje!

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